In 1964, a radical sect of students at the University of Florida broke away from the institution and formed a rival organization with an even more pure mission: getting absolutely FACHED. Over 50 years later, the Gatortails are still thriving and are considered absolute juggernauts in their conference. On a casual Tuesday afternoon walk through campus, a prospective student might see...

• Thick gators basking in the sun
• Ornate gator-only restrooms
• Public gatoring
• Miles and miles of swampland
• Cold, reptilian eyes